Immortal Questions Answered

I often lie awake late at night pondering very tough questions... Lately, what has kept me from glorious sleep has been, “What would Snakes on a Plane be like if it had been written by Geoffrey Chaucer?”

I'm sure you do this too.

And you'll be relieved to know that there is an answer!

Here's another one I wonder about: what would have happened if Thomas Aquinas had written tabloids?

Thanks to my dear philosopher friend, Rod Long, for helping me sleep more easily.