Wednesday, March 17, 2004

Congratulations StrongBad

Dear StrongBad,

Congratulations are in order for your one-hundredth email! You are totally awesome. However, I am awesomer than you. According to the ontological argument, since existence is far better than non-existence, then since I exist and you are a figment of the Chap brothers' imagination I am by necessity awesomer than you. But you're still pretty awesome...

~The Quantum-Mechanic