I can haz DNA now? K thx bye!

National DNA database gets kickstart from feds

The universe must be operating under some undiscovered, but entirely predictable law: the closer you get to calling a Republican politician "conservative", the faster they will pull something completely anti-conservative.

(Of course, by "conservative" I mean something much different than the conventional definition of "conservative". What I mean is the Ron Paul style of conservatism.)

Let me be clear: I thought that Bush was "conservative" enough to not pass this monstrosity of a program. But... I was wrong again.